MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @dustinboone
  1. C-an I make the coffee in the morning?
  2. H-ow about you don't take me to dinner and I rub your feet instead.
  3. R-ailroads are great to live near.
  4. I-llinois is warm and not the cold, windy, ice death I thought it was.
  5. S-ing Mariah Carey again, but louder.
  6. T-raveling to new places just isn't my thing.
  7. A-ppleBee's is hands down one of the classiest places I've ever eaten.