REASONS I'VE UNFOLLOWED PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK

Inspired by @NateWagg
  1. Gay hatred
    I can't believe these people still exist.
  2. Intense politic pushing
    Deleted a college professor for this one. I also didn't learn much in his class.
  3. Your children are too cute
    I go on Facebook to remind myself why I don't want kids. Not to say aww and start googling hipster baby outfits.
  4. Extreme self loathing
    I don't let people pry compliments out of me. Love yourself first and foremost.
  5. You are a very distant cousin who comments wayyyy to much on my posts, photos, whatever it is.
    There is a limit and I don't even have your phone number.