THOUGHTS I HAVE THAT ARE BETTER WHEN MY GAY BEST FRIEND IS AROUND

  1. Is this dress too much for brunch?
  2. I wonder if my boyfriend is gay?
  3. What's the Mariah Carey song I like?
  4. Damn that guy with the dog is hot!
  5. I wonder is anyone wants to watch Heathers?
  6. What does braised mean?
  7. Jeez he's hot too. Why do all hot men have dogs!
  8. I really want to drink pink moscato tonight and watch Project Runway.
  9. That girl's style is so on point!
  10. I'm gonna watch Frozen and eat cupcakes.