YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN LA WHEN...

Los Angeles not Louisiana.
  1. You get excited to see street parking even if you don't need it.
  2. Everything smells like weed.
    Literally. Even Scientology buildings.
  3. A man washing windows with a banana peel is normal at a stop light.
  4. It takes a solid 4 minutes to correctly read all street parking signs.
    Why are they so many signs with a "No Parking" sign at the bottom. What is right!!
  5. It is cloudy but there is no rain.
    I'm gonna sell my umbrella. I'll do it!
  6. You crave frozen yogurt at 11pm & can actually get it. Delivered. To your home. Covered it chocolate & fresh fruit.
  7. Basically anything to do with parking.
  8. Your freeway & backroad navigation game is on point.
    Take the 101 to the 110 to the 10.
  9. Valet is everywhere.