YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN LA WHEN...
Los Angeles not Louisiana.
- •You get excited to see street parking even if you don't need it.
- •Everything smells like weed.Literally. Even Scientology buildings.
- •A man washing windows with a banana peel is normal at a stop light.
- •It takes a solid 4 minutes to correctly read all street parking signs.Why are they so many signs with a "No Parking" sign at the bottom. What is right!!
- •It is cloudy but there is no rain.I'm gonna sell my umbrella. I'll do it!
- •You crave frozen yogurt at 11pm & can actually get it. Delivered. To your home. Covered it chocolate & fresh fruit.
- •Basically anything to do with parking.
- •Your freeway & backroad navigation game is on point.Take the 101 to the 110 to the 10.
- •Valet is everywhere.