Someone will probably call child protective services...
  1. I have never shopped at Whole Foods
  2. My kids eat Doritos & other junk food
  3. I have no limits on "screen time"
  4. Sometimes it's just easier to do their homework for them
  5. My kid don't play instruments or participate in organized sports
  6. McDonald's is extremely cheap & convenient
  7. I refuse to watch "Supersize Me" because ignorance is bliss
  8. I swear in front of them
  9. I don't make them do chores