AWKWARD MOMENTS DURING SEX
- •Foot crampsThe pleasure is not worth the pain.
- •Bloody noseReally sorry for you, but we can't go on like this.
- •Getting concussed (if you're about this life)You may hit my head against the wall and or headboard, you may not crack my skull.
- •Condom breakingIf we're still in the clear and your men are still aboard the ship please do not unnecessarily freak me out.
- •Contraception failureLove is paying for her plan b, so is general kindness. She's already going to be nauseous for at least 24 hours, does she really have to pay $50 to do so?
- •The "Ooops"Get it together. Aim to always win the Super Bowl of the "pull-out" game.
- •Saying the wrong nameWhy God... And while we're here, don't say God either, how about you just don't say a name at all in this case.
- •Getting walked in onI can't tell who this is most awkward for.