THINGS THAT ARE BITTERSWEET
- •Tuna SaladMayo.
- •VyvanseThank you for making me feel like I can do anything, but also f*** you for making me feel so inadequate.
- •Food PoisoningNo need to be graphic.
- •Dark ChocolateLiterally.
- •Having too many plansFeeling oh so popular yet overwhelmed because you can only attend one event, and realistically don't want to attend any.
- •Not having any plansTime for Netflix and quality time on the couch!...with plenty of opportunity to evaluate why no one wants to spend time with you.
- •Mom doing your laundryYes I'm so grateful you do my laundry and when I complain I fully prepare for the "then do it yourself" response, which I don't want to do. Nonetheless please understand that dry clean only means dry clean only.
- •Drinking large sums of waterThe 'cleansed' feeling it gives you, but also the constant and inconvenient need to cleanse oneself (aka pee).