Things I Don't Fuck With

Just... no.
  1. Colorless, tasteless out-of-season tomatoes
  2. Celebrity gossip
    I'm not even interested in the lives of people I actually know.
  3. Gluten
    Hashimoto's thyroiditis REPRESENT 🙌🏼
  4. Whatever is happening here
  5. Being hot
    Especially in March for chrissakes.
  6. Goat cheese
  7. Tools "for women"
  8. Books that don't end in a Happily Ever After
    Or at least some sort of emotionally fulfilling conclusion. There's too much sadness in the world to waste your time reading sad books.