Things I Have Embraced In My Thirties

  1. Flossing
  2. Elastic-waist pants
  3. Base coat and top coat
  4. Gray hairs
  5. Stool softener
  6. Kale
  7. Wearing gloves
    When my hands are cold, to dye my hair, to wash dishes, etc.
  8. Wearing black
  9. Driving the speed limit
  10. 8-9 hours of sleep per night
  11. Staying hydrated
    By drinking actual water, not Diet Coke