Things I Would Fuck With

Yes, please.
  1. Grand, sweeping staircases
  2. Free lunch from pharmaceutical reps
    Perks of working in a doctors office.
  3. Afternoon naps
    Especially if it's raining.
  4. Honey as a natural cough suppressant
    Thank you Mother Nature 🙏🏼
  5. Vulgar but hilarious embroidery
  6. Sleeping with the windows open