Reasons I Want a Cat

  1. Cuddle buddy
  2. Personal asshole sidekick
  3. Someone I can bounce ideas off (I just need to say some thing aloud)
  4. Focus for my obsessive nature
  5. Feeling of neglect on demand (in case I'm ever feeling too loved)
  6. An excuse to go home
  7. An excuse to not leave home
  8. An excuse to keep certain people out of my home
  9. Someone to hang out with while I write (girlfriends don't exactly fit on my desk)
  10. Career motivation: better career = better life for my cat