Things I tell myself everyday

These are the things I tell myself everyday that I never end up doing.
  1. Wake up early
    (And actually get out of bed to get ready)
  2. Make a real breakfast
  3. Get to work before 9am
  4. Don't drink that second cup of coffee if you took you ADHA pill
  5. Drink 3 bottles of water at work
  6. Stop saying things to that one co-worker
    That one loves to make you seem like an idiot
  7. Stop doing that annoying thing where you talk to your wife in code in front of other people
    It's rude.
  8. When that person interrupts you, call them out on it
  9. Today you will stand up for yourself like you stand up for everyone else
  10. Go to bed earlier