1. Jack Black - GOOSEBUMPS
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    One of his best movies in year, Jack Black makes this one way better than it needed to be. I don't want to know how this would be not high, but luckily I will never need to.
  2. Leonardo DiCaprio - THE REVENANT
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    The only holdover from the regular Oscars nominees, The Revenant is even better stoned. Going along with Dicaprio on such a scenic and insane journey is everything you want to see when you're baked.
  3. Michael B. Jordan - CREED
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    This movie is such a good time, and Jordan brings so much life to it. Great comedic timing, great intensity. Should've been nominated for a real Oscar, but a Stoned Oscar nomination will have to do.
  4. Robert DeNiro - THE INTERN
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    Very controversial choice as DeNiro has been taking a lot shit this year for his movie choices. Bobby doesn't give a fuck what you think. He's just having a good time, and you can see that in The Intern.
  5. Ed Oxenbould - THE VISIT
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    I know this one comes out of nowhere, but if you have seen this movie you will understand. This kid is a treasure, and has a very bright future ahead of him. Great rapper too!
  6. WINNER: Seth Rogen - THE NIGHT BEFORE
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    Man, Rogen kills it in this one. That scene in the church is the stuff of legends. He takes the cake here.