10 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. My dog Noodles
  2. This old cannon
  3. Hooters boobs
  4. Lady Gaga on fire.
  5. A screen grab of me working on this list
  6. My wife cooking.
  7. Rick Perry saying oops
  8. The guy that won't leave my party
  9. X-ray of my hospital visit after mocking Ginsu knife demo.
  10. My latest eBay purchase.