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  1. Here's an iPod.
  2. Here's a basket of oranges.
  3. Here's B.J. Novak to clean your house.
  4. Here's Jesus flying down from the sky clapping his hands.
  5. Here's a time machine.
  6. Here's a fake mustache.
  7. Here's a pop-up ad.
  8. Here's a German hooker.
  9. Here's my mom who doesn't get it.