1. I'm stuck in rush hour.
  2. I'm in a job interview.
  3. I'm in a hot air balloon.
  4. I'm in the middle seat in coach.
  5. I'm deep sea diving.
  6. I just pooped like 10 minutes ago.
  7. I'm in the dentist's chair.
  8. I'm singing the national anthem at the Superbowl.
  9. I'm nature hiking.
  10. I'm conducting Die Meistersinger.
  11. I'm a pallbearer at my grandma's funeral.
  12. I'm raising the flag at Iwo Jima.
  13. I'm Buzz Aldrin.