1. "I'm ripping off Al everytime I hit the Jukebox without putting a quarter in it."
  2. "My jeans are too tight."
  3. "I'm in my thirties and I'm renting an attic apartment above a family's garage. Not cool."
  4. "Ayyyyyy... Mrs. C's son!"
  5. "These Western-imposed governments in the Middle East will someday lead to unrest."
  6. "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
  7. "If you must know, I'm Jewish."
  8. "In Russia, shark jumps ME. "
  9. "You got drafted? No more happy days for you...."
  10. "I also love Chachi."