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seriously, it is fucking freezing
  1. My office is a secret portal between Texas and Antarctica
  2. A serial killer is storing the bodies in an empty office and needs it to be cold so we don't notice the smell
  3. Someone is running an experiment on how much electricity is used when both the A/C and everyone's space heaters are on full blast.
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How can it take a 12-year old over an hour to wash herself?
  1. Sleeping
    Maybe she got tired and decided to nap?
  2. Daydreaming
    She is 12 after all
  3. Letting the conditioner "soak in" for half an hour
    "I have thick hair mom, you don't know what that's like"
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