seriously, it is fucking freezing
  1. My office is a secret portal between Texas and Antarctica
  2. A serial killer is storing the bodies in an empty office and needs it to be cold so we don't notice the smell
  3. Someone is running an experiment on how much electricity is used when both the A/C and everyone's space heaters are on full blast.
  4. The boss bought stock in a sweater company
  5. The refrigerator went out so they decided to turn the office into a refrigerator