People I Thought About Fighting Today

  1. The three students who had the nerve to look at me in the Commons between 8:45 and 9:00am
  2. The Professor who surprised us with a quiz and a homework assignments 30 minutes before he expected to see both of them
  3. The kid that dropped his hydroflask down the the stairs at 9:05AM
    It was so loud and also hydroflask are expensive
  4. The school database that wouldn't pull up the student I was looking for
    I had his name right! Wtf!
  5. Myself when I ate a hamburger for dinner