Relationship Status

  1. 1.
    I set a calendar event for next week: "text [redacted] to appear nice and interesting."
    But I already plan on ignoring it.
  2. 2.
    It's been three calendar years but I am still waiting for his headlights to find my bedroom window.
  3. 3.
    A boy called me pretty and asked to see me three times and then never showed up.