Texts I would love to receive
Preferably between 10 a.m and 9 p.m
- •I ordered too many Buffalo Wings. You want some?Even if I would feel concerned by someone who think there's such a thing as too many buffalo wings.
- •Hi Claudia. We accidentally credited your account with 1 million dollar. To show you how sorry we are, we credited one more million dollar. Please excuse us. Sincerely, Chase bank.Apologies accepted.
- •My place is easy to find, I live just above a bagel shop.He's the one.
- •Hi Claudia, it's your son (cat), Kingsley. Yes, I can text now so I will text you all day long to inform you what's happening at home. Also, I will send you cute selfies of me making silly faces. I hope your coworkers will enjoy it.He finally learned!
- •No, I don't have a criminal record, stop asking pls.Gotta be sure!
- •Oh my god, there're kittens dancing with baby sloths in your room. Come quick. PS: they poop all over the place.But the cuteness though...
- •👻🔥🍸🎄🙌I don't fully understand what you mean but I'm into it.
- •I love you more than Nebraska loves football.True love.
- •You are hired.a. Signed: Lorne Michaels. b. Signed: HBO