REASONS HAIRDRESSERS TERRIFY ME

  1. They always cut my hair
    I want long hair
  2. They are standing and I am sitting
  3. They always ask if I have any special plans that night
    I always panic and say "yes. I'm going to a party".
  4. When I was child a hairdresser accidentally stuck his finger up my nose.
    We were both mortified and said nothing.