If you want employers to take notice, you need a cover letter that elevates your application from the rest of the pack. Here are some tips to write the perfect cover letter and land the interview.
  1. Address the letter to “Charles or Christina Kentworth”
  2. Make small talk before you bring up the job.
  3. Explain what a résumé is.
  4. Give each paragraph a compelling title.
  5. Include pictures of your previous bosses smiling.
  6. Promise not to embezzle money from them.
  7. Explain that you really need this job.
  8. Quote Liam Neeson’s speech from Taken verbatim.
  9. Also apply to be CEO.
  10. Thank them for their time and consideration, and tell them you are showing up for work on Monday.