8 THINGS TWINS ARE TIRED OF HEARING

  1. 1.
    “Which one of you cracks open the crabs, and which one of you feasts on the meat inside?”
  2. 2.
    “Can I take a picture with one of you so people think I have a twin?”
  3. 3.
    “Did you know that the Olsen twins were also twins?”
  4. 4.
    “Has one of you ever gotten the other one fired by posting a picture of yourself on social media where you are holding a sign that says ‘I am the other twin and I hate my job’?”
  5. 5.
    “You should dress up as twin Louis Armstrongs for Halloween.”
  6. 6.
    “Where is the third? Where is the third of you?”
  7. 7.
    “Can my daughter feed you?”
  8. 8.
    “Have you tried not being twins?”