5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    #1 cause of highway accidents. Stay safe my friends.
  2. 2.
    One day, when I'm a big girl, I'm going to start buying beauty products and spending hours getting ready in the morning. Until then I'll just continue screen shooting everything the Internet tells me to buy.
  3. 3.
    Sometimes I feel like Instagram knows me better than I know myself.
  4. 4.
    That's a stroller for dogs. There's a dog in that stroller. Because, you know, walking the dog is such a cliche statement these days.
  5. 5.
    I screen shoot my Apple Watch face about 10 times a week. If you put a gun to my head and told me to take a screen shot with my watch right now my brains would end up splattered all over the wall.