The many things I actually do when I try to watch a complete football from start to finish
  1. Eat
    Anything and everything.
  2. Drink
    Start with coffee, then more coffee, water, beer, beer, beer
  3. Browse social media
    About 94 different times
  4. Track fantasy football updates
    Even though my team sucks
  5. Online shop
    Amazon is dangerous
  6. Make my first list
    Yep, currently watching football
  7. Laundry
    Multiple loads
  8. Flip to other football games I won't actually watch
    Thank you Sunday ticket
  9. Read
    Magazines, but mostly bullshit online
  10. Sleep
  11. Watch the last 5 minutes of the game
    And pretend that I've been invested since the beginning