1. Today I applied to be that guy
  2. You know the guy
  3. The one that calls you just as you're ready to sit down for dinner
  4. The one that pulls you through a meaningless conversation that you just want to end
  5. The one you are so incredibly tempted to just hang up on
  6. And right when you think what is even the point of this
  7. They ask you for money
  8. Yep
  9. I'm gonna be that guy. Interviewed today.
  10. Selling my soul to pay my bills
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