I HATE BAKING

There. I've said it.
  1. I love baked goods. Who wouldn't. They're just great
  2. But having to actually do it
  3. Measuring stuff and getting flour all over the goddamn place
  4. 'Folding' things in
  5. What is this, laundry??
  6. Every bowl in my world gets dirty
  7. Toooooo many dishes
  8. And then the waiting
  9. And then the SHAME
  10. I know if I get off my ass and suffer through baking blueberry muffins I'm gonna eat every last one of them
  11. And yet my only motivation to make them is the joy of eating them
  12. Fuck baking