I'm A Big Dumb Idiot

  1. I had a gorgeous new phone
  2. I loved it so much
  3. Then I had to walk home in the rain
  4. Had to? No. Thought it would be fun to be out in a downpour
  5. Am I a smart person?
  6. The answer is no.
  7. When did I get that beautiful new phone?
  8. Four days before I ruined it. That's when.
  9. And now, we cry.
  10. If anyone knows how to fix this, please.
  11. I beg of you