(((Forgive me for referencing CC, it was the only line that made me smile)))
  1. Don't go to sleep with a messy kitchen
    A new day is only fresh if it isn't covered in yesterday's messes (#inspo #wisdom) but srsly morning you hates lazy night you, cause lazy night you always ruins breakfast
  2. Just do the effing readings and pay attention in class
    The only magic secret to doing well in classes is to actually do the work. I know, exhausting.
  3. When you have to see someone every day it doesn't matter if it's the literal devil- be cordial and polite
    I have plenty of people that annoy the pants off of me but do I say it??? Do I let it show??? No, cause I still have to see the fucker tomorrow and the only thing that makes the situation worse is ~~~drama~~~
  4. A small leak can sink a great ship, AKA don't 👏🏻 spend 👏🏻 money👏🏻 on👏🏻 stupid👏🏻 shit👏🏻
    And yeah, food can be considered stupid shit
  5. Waking up early makes you a lot more productive and blah blah blah
    Annoying but true
  6. Hating someone who's better than you at something will not make you better at that thing.
    I am literally guilty of this everyday of my life but I KNOW THE TRUTH
    Suggested by @sarahsmith4