1. I work in a campus gym and I get to supervise a lot of sport tournaments
  2. I've watched so much basketball and volleyball played by teens and tweens
  3. And the BEST PART
  4. THE👏🏻 BEST👏🏻 PART👏🏻
  5. Is watching the losing team get their post game lecture
  6. Which sounds mean but oh my god it is the most entertaining thing
  7. Because the coach is having NONE OF IT
  8. The coach is saying hey guess what kids I don't give a SHIT that you've played three games in the last day and a half
  9. I WAS ABLE TO LEAP IN THE AIR AND SHOUT AT YOU EVERY FOUR SECONDS FOR THREE GAMES
  10. And guess what you goddamn pansies I got a hell of a better workout than you
  11. My fave is when they say shit like "_______ doesn't work unless YOU DO"
  12. "That other team is NOT BETTER THAN US!!!!!"
  13. "They're just more motivated and not bogged down by little NOODLE ARMED WIMPS LIKE THIS TEAM IS"
  14. And then the personal call outs
  15. "Josiah I saw you on the court. You know what I didn't see? YOUR HUSTLE."
  16. "Lindsay just because the score was 3 to 27 does not mean you can SLACK OFF"
  17. All the heads are bowed. All the hands are clasped.
  18. And then Coach says "Look me in the eye and say you gave it your all."
  19. And no one dares look up! So the coach rants even more!
  20. God I love it. Call me terrible but I love it.
  21. I can't wait to be a coach!
    And not pull mean shit like that!