MY FAVπŸ‘πŸ»ORπŸ‘πŸ»ITEπŸ‘πŸ» THING

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    I work in a campus gym and I get to supervise a lot of sport tournaments
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    I've watched so much basketball and volleyball played by teens and tweens
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    And the BEST PART
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    THEπŸ‘πŸ» BESTπŸ‘πŸ» PARTπŸ‘πŸ»
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    Is watching the losing team get their post game lecture
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    Which sounds mean but oh my god it is the most entertaining thing
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    Because the coach is having NONE OF IT
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    The coach is saying hey guess what kids I don't give a SHIT that you've played three games in the last day and a half
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    I WAS ABLE TO LEAP IN THE AIR AND SHOUT AT YOU EVERY FOUR SECONDS FOR THREE GAMES
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    And guess what you goddamn pansies I got a hell of a better workout than you
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    My fave is when they say shit like "_______ doesn't work unless YOU DO"
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    "That other team is NOT BETTER THAN US!!!!!"
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    "They're just more motivated and not bogged down by little NOODLE ARMED WIMPS LIKE THIS TEAM IS"
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    And then the personal call outs
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    "Josiah I saw you on the court. You know what I didn't see? YOUR HUSTLE."
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    "Lindsay just because the score was 3 to 27 does not mean you can SLACK OFF"
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    All the heads are bowed. All the hands are clasped.
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    And then Coach says "Look me in the eye and say you gave it your all."
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    And no one dares look up! So the coach rants even more!
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    God I love it. Call me terrible but I love it.
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    I can't wait to be a coach!
    And not pull mean shit like that!