I guess they have actual names but do they really?
  1. Any grown man's name that comes to mind
    Mostly when I'm being stern with them. Francis, Todd, Archibald, Nathan, Bradley, really anything that can be yelled forcefully or made to sound intimidating
  2. Kitty kitty kitty
    When they are being cuddly and I love them
  3. CAT😡
    When they do shitty things like kicking litter out of the box or scratching my door frames or leaping on me in the middle of the night
  4. Fuckin creep
    Pretty sure both their names are fuckin creep, I call them this 80% of the time
  5. Giphy