Puns From My Boyfriend

Was in my drafts and will be updated
  1. I brought a piece of naan in the car for breakfast because college and shared it with him.
  2. "This is really like a naan breakfast food."
  3. Some of our friends are doing a triathlon today and I said how I would do it but I'm not very good at swimming.
  4. "That's no reason not to tri!"
  5. Talking about going out drinking together and how I get a lil too excited when I'm drunk
  6. "You know I have a lot of patients... So I can't even go out I need to care for them."