REASONS I AM NOT STUDYING RIGHT NOW

Yes hello I am listing as a therapeutic exercise and also to BLATANTLY SHAME MYSELF in front of the people (that's you). Current time: 8:46 AM, Exam time: 1:05 PM
  1. There's too much material
    No way am I going to be able to learn all of it in four hours! So why bother! (This idea is terrible and backwards.)
  2. I missed the review session and don't know what to expect
    I could spend all of this precious time studying the wrong thing! I sure would feel silly come exam time. Better sit here and stare at nothing to avoid that feeling of silliness 😅
  3. A third of the questions will be from past exams, but I only have two of those with me
    Ya girl missed the review and in doing so missed the opportunity to pick up the other two past exams. Talk about loading a machine gun and firing it into your own damn foot! If I can't study all of them, I shouldn't study any! (Again, terrible. Backwards.)
  4. I studied really hard for my other exam and I still only scored a 77
    The good news is I thought I'd scored an 85, so seeing my grade was extra disappointing 🙃
  5. This stuff is easy and I probably know all of it anyway
    Oh high school mentality, if only you could grant me A's in college
  6. Studying is hard and boring and overwhelming
    I cannot overcome
  7. I don't actually care how this test turns out
    ✨✨✨✨ Thx Depression! ✨✨✨✨
  8. Due to the point above, I haven't studied at all this semester
    C's get degrees amirite (except in the program I am in, where B's and above get degrees and C's can beat it)
  9. The thought of doing this studying makes my brain stall
    Like a train hitting a steel bar that's been placed on its track
  10. My counselor told me she'd be proud of me if I could get B's in all my classes
    But I have already failed her so w h y b o t h e r
  11. And now: reasons I should do it anyway
  12. LIFE IS NOT A GODDAMN JOKE PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER AND LEARN ABOUT DISEASES
  13. HOW PISSED ARE YOU GOING TO BE WHEN YOU MISS OUT ON THE CAREER YOURE PASSIONATE ABOUT CAUSE YOU CANT GET A GRIP AND REVISE YOUR DUMB NOTES
  14. I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT AND NO ONE HAS ANY SYMPATHY FOR YOUR STUPID SLACKING
  15. GET 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 GRIP 👏🏻