REASONS I AM THE WORST

  1. I have three exams in the next week
  2. I have been sleeping 16 of the 24 hours of the day
  3. I have been drinking red bull to no effect
  4. I have been eating all the energizing things I can think of to no effect
  5. I'm probably dying?
  6. I have to call out of work cause I've already lost six hours of my day thanks to unplanned napping
  7. I'll be fine?