Instead of a sad college student with too much work to do
  1. A very cute puppy
    Or really any puppy. Running around and being adorable and making everyone smile
  2. My blanket
    No one judges my blanket for staying in bed all day. Plus I'd always be warm
  3. A koala deep in the wilderness
    I wouldn't even know what human beings are
  4. A person who already graduated and found a job
    Lololol the most unrealistic thing on this list