An incomplete list
  1. Assuming every person driving behind me hates me and everything about my car
  2. Whispering "burn with me" every time I light a Bunsen burner
  3. Telling people I don't let things bother me
    It all bothers me
  4. Letting the mere thought of the comfort of my bed convince me to abandon what I'm doing and go to there
  5. Wearing my workout clothes until 8pm when I worked out at 5am
  6. Pretending my grades are fine
  7. Leaving dishes in the sink