POSSIBLE TITLES FOR MY LIFE STORY IF IT EVER GOT TURNED INTO A BOOK

  1. "One Flew Over The Coco's Nest"
  2. "Crickets: When Jokes Leaning Too Heavily On Bad, Nerdy Puns Don't Land, And The Social Alienation That Ensues"
  3. "What Do You MEAN There's Not A Taco Bell Within Walking Distance?!"