1. Child abductor from Dennis the Menace
    Switch blade, can of beans, don't wash hair.
  2. Jenny from Forest Gump when she was really into blow and standing on the edges of balconies
    Plastic heels, blow.
  3. Punxsatawney Phil
    Not sure, make it your own
  4. Brett Michaels
    Bandana. Duh.
  5. Vladimir Putin
    Horse stick, no shirt, Croatia
  6. Lake Placcid
    Surplus of apologies
  7. Taylor Swifter Wetjet
    You can go a lot of different directions with this one.