5 PICTURES ON MY PHONE THAT CAN ONLY BE PRESENTED WITH COMMENTARY

  1. I've always been a sexy beast
  2. Despite what you may think, this is a wild giraffe
  3. My finger in bourbon, I swear the tour guide told us it was okay
  4. Our vacation blend had maggots in it, so we improvised!
  5. $2,000 in Zach, just because 💰💰