WAYS TO ASK IF SOMEONE IS YOUR FATHER
Just in case
- •Hey are you?My dad?
- •Hey you and I have the same nose!That's funny...are you my dad?
- •Hey dad.(This is a bold maneuver)
- •Who here is my dad?Usually asked at crowded bars.
- •Hey did you ever have sex with a woman named -mom-?Cause maybe you're my dad?
- •Hey gimme some of your blood real quick.It's for a test trust me, I could be your child.
- •My name is Sue! How do you do!Now you gonna die!
- •Wow! Dad alert!But hey you my dad though?
- •Excuse me, I know this sounds really strange but if I didn't ask I may regret it. I've never known my father and for some reason when I saw you I needed to come over and ask if youMight know where he is cause I'm runnin out of steam ere.
- •Does my cry sound familiar to you?
- •Hey mom, is that my dad?