1. Smoke a cigarette
    (This is not an endorsement of smoking, just a fact)
  2. Eat an apple
  3. Flip a switchblade open and closed
  4. Throw a baseball (or an equal sized ball) up and down
  5. Twirl a big old time prison guard style keychain around
  6. Most other things
  7. Get one of those Tide-To-Go sticks to work