Argue in the comments about why your birthday month is too low because I hate your birthday (PS, my birthday month is May so this is unbiased.)
  1. July
  2. October
  3. December
  4. August
  5. November
  6. May
  7. September
  8. June
  9. February
  10. April
  11. January
  12. March
    Look at this shit. Fuck March. St. Patrick's Day and college basketball suck