6 PICTURES OF THE GREATEST CAT
Shameless promotion warning. I have a cat named Snotacus. He's a hot mess. He has a Facebook fan page www.facebook.com/Snotacus and his IG is NoIAmSnotacus. He's amazing. This is his story as told by the 6 most recent pictures of him, along with my favorite things about him.
- •His dumb faceI instantly fell in love with the lack of fucks he had to give about the world around him. He came from a rescue shelter and had to be on lots of medication to help with a sinus issue. None of the meds worked, so we resigned to the fact that he's just a snotty, snotty kitty.
- •His dumb feetzAfter we realized he was just going to be snotty, we searched for an adopter. But no one wanted a snotty, gurgley kitty. He wasn't going anywhere until we found the perfect person.
- •His dumb whiskersThen my old, patriarch of the family cat died. It was devastating. The first coherent words out of my mouth after I discovered he passed was "WE'RE KEEPING SNOTACUS!!"
- •His dumb fur colorsSo he's been mine ever since. I made him a Facebook page because he's hilarious and it would be selfish of me to not share him with the world. He enjoys cubbies and tunnels and being on top of sheets of paper that have fallen on the floor. It's a special skill of his.
- •His dumb teethThere are so many things wrong with this cat. His teeth are crooked. He snores. His nose is always running. He's gassy. Sometimes he'll nose-BOOP me and I won't realize he's got a snotty nose AND THEN I HAVE CAT SNOT ON MY FACE BIT ITS OKAY BECAUSE TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL
- •His dumb gazeIn addition to being a certified hot mess, this cat is pretty dumb. He falls off things. He ambushes the other cats. But for how dumb and jacked up he is, he's got a whole lot of love to give. Shelter cats are the most amazing creatures. Even more amazing than shelter cats are "less adoptable cats". Some cats have one eye, or maybe only 3 legs. Go get yourself a cat that no one wants, and it will love you like no one else.