Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned 5/14/16

Not edited. Real time.
  1. "Excuse me. Can I haz a tishue?"
    This is Snotacus. He's on Facebook and Instagram. Search No I am Snotacus
  2. "Good hair don't care"
    I hit the genetic jackpot when it comes to this head of hair. All my autoimmune disorders... Not so much 😂
  3. "Sorry not sorry. Selfie in the park listening to Undisclosed"
    Pale woman wearing SPF50 in the shade. Hopefully by the end of summer I'll be totally transparent.
  4. "Don't be baaaaaaaa'shful. Puns are great."
    I've never met a pun I didn't like.