Potty Humor: Questions and Responses.

Bathroom controversy seems to be all the rage. So here's how I usually respond to people who need to pee.
  1. Them: I have to run to the restroom
    Me: Oh, it's not that far.
  2. Them: Can I use your bathroom?
    Me: I'd rather you use my toilet...
  3. Them: I'm gonna go pee first....
    Me: I hope it all comes out well!
  4. Them: Do you have a bathroom?
    Me: Depends on why you're asking...
  5. Them: I'm a transgender person. Which bathroom should I use?
    Me: I BELIEVE IN EQUAL RIGHTS AND PROTECTION AND YOU SHOULD USE THE BATHROOM THAT MATCHES YOUR SEXUAL IDENTITY.