Potty Humor: Questions and Responses.
Bathroom controversy seems to be all the rage. So here's how I usually respond to people who need to pee.
- •Them: I have to run to the restroomMe: Oh, it's not that far.
- •Them: Can I use your bathroom?Me: I'd rather you use my toilet...
- •Them: I'm gonna go pee first....Me: I hope it all comes out well!
- •Them: Do you have a bathroom?Me: Depends on why you're asking...
- •Them: I'm a transgender person. Which bathroom should I use?Me: I BELIEVE IN EQUAL RIGHTS AND PROTECTION AND YOU SHOULD USE THE BATHROOM THAT MATCHES YOUR SEXUAL IDENTITY.