Shit People Have Said to Me Just Cuz I'm Asian
- •Do you speak English?This was after I was introduced to someone and said Hi.
- •Your English is very good.This was after I spoke flawlessly with no accent and explained that I was born in Canada.
- •Do you have General Tso all the time?Ask me this and I spit on you. IT'S NOT REAL CHINESE FOOD.
- •Where are you REALLY from?Ask me this and I will tear your eyes out.
- •You must be good at math.
- •I'm sure that you play piano.I protested that I did not. Everyone insisted that I was being modest. So I went up to a piano and banged out a bunch of keys. Total silence.
- •I love Orientals!DIE.