Shit People Have Said to Me Just Cuz I'm Asian

  1. Do you speak English?
    This was after I was introduced to someone and said Hi.
  2. Your English is very good.
    This was after I spoke flawlessly with no accent and explained that I was born in Canada.
  3. Do you have General Tso all the time?
    Ask me this and I spit on you. IT'S NOT REAL CHINESE FOOD.
  4. Where are you REALLY from?
    Ask me this and I will tear your eyes out.
  5. You must be good at math.
  6. I'm sure that you play piano.
    I protested that I did not. Everyone insisted that I was being modest. So I went up to a piano and banged out a bunch of keys. Total silence.
  7. I love Orientals!
    DIE.