COMEDY IDEAS I WROTE DRUNK & NOW CAN'T DECIPHER

Presented as they appear
  1. "Bruno Mars and Mars like the planet"
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  2. "Contest where u touch a car for the longest time but he wanna fuck the car"
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  3. "One of those hugfe oversize checks presented to Wario hes so happy lol"
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  4. "Machu pikachu"
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  5. "I just threw up in my mouth well that's a dumb fuckin place"
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  6. "Ponytail caught in butt crack"
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  7. "BIG fao shwartz Piano dance scene but im playing one week by BNL"
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  8. "i should be notified who else from my high school became a hipster"
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  9. "charlie chaplin cant hack it in the blue man group andf he's flipping out lol"
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