THINGS MAMAN WILL CRITICIZE DURING HER LA VISIT

  1. My clothing
    are those leggings
  2. The traffic
    people weren't kidding were they
  3. A waitress
    she's probably new
  4. The Walk of Fame
    well this isn't how i pictured it
  5. My facial hair
    are you *trying* to grow a beard?
  6. The entertainment industry
    oh i don't watch TV you know that
  7. The Republican Party
    imbeciles
  8. My Twitter account
    our extended family reads it you know
  9. The weather
    it's not warm and sunny *every* day i guess